How I Lost My Wiginity

David, you bullshitting manipulative bastard.

Imagine Silva and David 8 doing a girl’s night in, dyeing their hair together, watching movies and bitching about their “parents”.

David 8: And then he said I had no human soul.

Silva: That’s nothing! Mommy won’t even say my real name!

David 8: …..I love my dad.

Silva: I know how you feel, robot. I never thought I’d have so much in common with a, you know….. blip….. machine. Let’s watch Titanic again!

David 8: Yay! \o/

He really didn’t stick to his mission, did he?

Master Xavier has no patience for his robot butler in the mornings.

Both are so polite ~~before they shag~~.

David 8 on his first mission, trying out the wardrobe provided (plus a little souvenir from his boyf).

And David 9 is his Rose.

“You better have a good reason for getting me out of bed, because David 9 is waiting in it.”

-Bedhead David

Forgetful David 8.