Don’t hide your lips, Jim lad!

Don’t hide your lips, Jim lad!

So there’s this movie in which a psychiatrist takes his Russian patient’s virginity…

WTH, LoveCalculator! You’re not supposed to depress me! ;___;

WTH, LoveCalculator! You’re not supposed to depress me! ;___;

Erm…. Happy McFassy Tuesday? I dunno.

Erm…. Happy McFassy Tuesday? I dunno.

…and then the tea went all down his shirt and suit jacket, because you have to open your mouth to ingest liquid, not just smile at your cup.

(Source: aishiterushit)

It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done? I want you by my side. We’re brothers, you and I.

(Source: doofylion)

McFassy Tuesday is still a thing, right?