So there’s this movie in which a psychiatrist takes his Russian patient’s virginity…
Erm…. Happy McFassy Tuesday? I dunno.
…and then the tea went all down his shirt and suit jacket, because you have to open your mouth to ingest liquid, not just smile at your cup.
(Source: aishiterushit)
It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done? I want you by my side. We’re brothers, you and I.

(Source: doofylion)
McFassy Tuesday is still a thing, right?