Don’t hide your lips, Jim lad!
So there’s this movie in which a psychiatrist takes his Russian patient’s virginity…
WTH, LoveCalculator! You’re not supposed to depress me! ;___;
Erm…. Happy McFassy Tuesday? I dunno.
…and then the tea went all down his shirt and suit jacket, because you have to open your mouth to ingest liquid, not just smile at your cup.
It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done? I want you by my side. We’re brothers, you and I.
McFassy Tuesday is still a thing, right?