Have a shmoopy Hulkeye comic because this particular fascination of mine is unlikely to be indulged by the movie. (DON’T TELL ME IF IT IS I DON’T WANT SPOILERS this late release date is killing me)
This came from a conversation Lloyd and I had during Earth’s Mightiest Heroes where we theorized about Hulk carrying around Hawkeye in a baby sling.
Now I wish that had happened in the movie.
Cherik comics acquired at the Movie Paradise 16.
エリック、吼えないのか?: First part is McFassy deciding which dress to use in the movie before they settle for the blue one and the red wig. Second part is a very elaborate porno involving Charles, Erik, 2 more Charleses who are illusions created by Charles, and some rope.
夜の星をしたがえて: Charles and Erik go from glamorous hotel to strip club to glamorous hotel during the recruiting period, with lots of sex in hotel beds. With a little bit of McFassy in the prelude.
ブローケンフラワー: On a road trip Charles and Erik get lost and come across a dead deer on the road. This starts Erik talking about the past while they sit in the car at night drinking tea, which in turn leads to a kiss and a grope.
Schokolade: When Magneto eats chocolate, it reminds him of when he first kissed Charles who had a praline in his mouth at the time.
SVD: Charles is trying to get Erik to eat some chocolate on Valentine’s Day cos he’s freaking thin.
No Reason! YES にゃんこ!: Erik is Charles’ sex kitten. Literally. No reason.
OMFG!!: Charles has a secondary mutation which he shows off to Erik enthusiastically. Tentacle porn.
おまえと泣きたい。: A meeting between Charles and Erik post-Cuba intersected with flashbacks to past sexy times.
Baby! Be My Baby!: Erik finds Charles is stalking him during his run around the mansion, and he thinks it’s because Charles doesn’t trust him. The real reason of course is that Charles likes looking at Erik.
もしもしエリックがキューバで別れずスコットを迎えに行く事になったら: Scott remembers the time when he was found by Charles and Erik as a kid and Erik became a sort of father figure to him. That is until Erik left the mansion. Very sad story but it ends in Scott/Logan so yay.
File these under “I’m not the only one who assumes Magneto and Charles have a happily consenting BDSM-compliant relationship, okay.” Happy holidays!
1st one: Chains, possessive chin hold. 2nd one: sex machine straight out of hentai. 3rd one: phallic shape above head. 4th one: blatant bondage, collaring and public exhibition.
Have less kinks why don’t you, Erik.“1st one: Chains, possessive chin hold. 2nd one: sex machine straight out of hentai. 3rd one: phallic shape above head. 4th one: blatant bondage, collaring and public exhibition.”
Okay, most of this makes me rather giggly, because, seriously, artists, what. All the bondage and the subtext and just- I can’t even.
But the first picture freaks me out. There’s something about Charles’ eyes…
Sex machine is my favourite.gods, Erik you are such a kinky bastard. I know Charles said he likes it rough but really…
Oh Marvel and their subtext.
I’m afraid we left the land of subtext, dear.
Don’t be afraid! :D
Magneto, you’re so agressive about your sexuality!

I think I need to come to terms with the fact that I only have enough money to either
1) go to Tokyo and buy all the McFassy, Cherik and Jungkov comics in the world
or
b) meet my friend in the Maryland or London or wherever we decide to meet.
How am I supposed to decide between friendship and comics!?!? Why can’t I just have all of it? *frustration*

Sherlock Holmes comics sold at the Summer Comiket 2011.
Look what I just got in the mail from kanao! A new X-Men: First Class Cherik comic!
Kimi Ha Sugite Hateta: Professor X and Magneto have a really sweet encounter in Westchester, post Beach Divorce. And yes, Charles can’t move his legs, but that doesn’t mean he can’t still seduce Erik into taking his helmet and the rest of his clothes off.
Robert Downey Jr’s Sherlock Holmes (2009) comic books from Comiket 2011, Part 2
Including an Iron Man crossover, and a Blackwood/Coward comic.
Robert Downey Jr’s Sherlock Holmes (2009) comic books from Comiket 2011, Part 1
So. Much. Slash.
Posting details later. (Also, photos.)