Guy with hammer: That man over there is looking at you.
period!McAvoy: Who, where?
period!Fassy: What a cute girl. *pokerface*
period!McAvoy: *smile*
period!Fassy: Oh shit, that chick’s a dude. *runs from homosexual feelings*
(Source: fassbender-mcavoyobsessed)
Yeah but we all know he got...it. Being straight, I mean.
More importantly - WHAT IS THAT HAIR??? WHAT ARE THOSE MOVIES??? JAMES, YOUR HAIR IS LONG, ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT????