How I Lost My Wiginity

Jun 04

Of course there’s chemicals in food dye. There’s also chemicals in food.

Because EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!!!

theillustriousmissjo:

that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified

Steve wasn’t even around for the whole communist witch hunt. If anything, he’d think “The Allies”.

theillustriousmissjo:

that’s why Steve likes Tony so much, he’s like capitalism personified

Steve wasn’t even around for the whole communist witch hunt. If anything, he’d think “The Allies”.

(via missroy)

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leandralocke:

o.O

Michael u ok? 
What is happening? Has Charlize gone Hulk or what? Charlize smash puny Irishman!

Charlize smash puny Irishman!

leandralocke:

o.O

Michael u ok? 

What is happening? Has Charlize gone Hulk or what? Charlize smash puny Irishman!

Charlize smash puny Irishman!

(Source: v322321)

Jun 03

tomhiddlestonfans:

oh but you should see THIS gif

I swear it’s moving omfg

And that is the reason they had to change his outfit for Avengers to this:

Cos they wanted the movie to be PG-13.

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My neighbour above me is angry at me now cos I returned all the cigarette buds they threw on my balcony to their doorstep. I thought they’d be delighted to be reunited with them.

Jun 02

selektiveerinnerung:

Introducing the new David 8 android from Weyland Industries

“Aaah, come on! I lost again?”
“Haiko, you are dissatisfied. I’m sorry about that.”
“I hope my compassion alleviates your pain.”
“Haiko, I made you pudding to express my sympathy.”

selektiveerinnerung:

Introducing the new David 8 android from Weyland Industries

“Aaah, come on! I lost again?”

“Haiko, you are dissatisfied. I’m sorry about that.”

“I hope my compassion alleviates your pain.”

“Haiko, I made you pudding to express my sympathy.”

I don’t see how Fassy’s not mainstream.

I went to a convention where people sold and bought XMFC Cherik porn, and *everybody* knew Fassbender’s name there.