"It wasn’t really the throat-slitting – that was fine – but it was falling face-down on the f—-ing snow. Freezing snow. You think it’s not a big deal, but my head was numb. And then I had to f—-ing lie there while Gus comes by to check my pulse, but then you watch the footage and you can’t even see my face. They could’ve put a black poodle there!"
— Either Adam Goldberg or Mr. Numbers complaining about his death, I’m not sure which. (X)
"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
— Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

daft punk’s self-portraits

(Source: accio-sh)

boohaanigram:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

howishughdancyevenpossible:

 getting your crush’s attention like

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when they still don’t pay attention to you

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when they finally notice you

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FU C K

somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

(Source: notthatjesus)

lemonison:

ithinkwehitametaphor:

Adam Goldberg: “I’m gonna show you what’s in my shower here at the hotel and hope you guys like it.”

WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT

DUDE!

He actually might’ve wanted one.

He actually might’ve wanted one.

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

definitionsfading:

these photos are very important to me